Today it only takes an imprudent tweet and a long plane ride to rise from obscurity to global infamy.

I voted for Obama, Bernie, and Hillary. I embrace my LGBTQ colleagues, friends, and family. I sold my Prius to bike to work. I donate to Planned Parenthood and the ACLU. And yet I regularly censor myself—out of fear of a hair-trigger outrage cult composed of my ideological peers.

I write in an abstruse, disinterested style. I restate ideas with which I disagree, in my own words, as forcefully as I can. I despise groupthink and instinctively paddle upstream in moments of herd reactivity. These tendencies obscure my actual positions or give the opposite impression of my beliefs.

This is a record of my values in the event that I become the hapless subject of an Internet witch hunt. Whether online mobs would pause to consider this kind of testimony, I hope I never learn.

I would create a world:

  • where science has perfected medicine, and healthcare is free for all
  • where anyone can practice any form of religion, love, or self-expression as long as they do not harm or coerce others (including their children)
  • where everyone is empowered to pursue the career or non-career of their choice, with equal access to the education that would prepare them for it
  • where nutrition, education, and stimulating work are universal rights
  • where "criticism" and "argument" are considered good words

Whether we can build a society upon these values, I don’t know. But if you’ve come here because you believe I’ve said something odious, and you want me shamed, fired, or harmed, please consider whether we want the same world. If we do, maybe I made an uncharacteristic remark, or a joke in poor taste, or was misquoted. Perhaps we are still allies and our relationship can be saved.

David